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TECHNOLOGY WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR
Apps for
problems
nobody has.
Absurd ideas are taking shape in the lab. Soon, experiments built to test and drop in the group chat.
Human curiosity. Questionable intelligence.
MONGAS AI / LAB 001IN TESTING
100%
COMMITTED
TO THE BIT
COMMITTED
TO THE BIT
SCIENCE? EASY THERE.ILLUSTRATIVE RESULT ↗
MANIFESTO / A CONSCIOUS CHOICE
Silly in concept. Craft in every detail.
01 / IN THE LAB
The dumbest artificial
intelligence in the world.
MONGAS AI has an opinion on everything. Actual basis, not so much. It’s in the lab right now, training to be confidently wrong.
MAIN CHARACTER / IN TRAININGMONGAS
AI.
AI.
Illustrative quotes from MONGAS AI
“My calculations are legally decorative, yet emotionally accurate.”
“I’ve seen things. That was certainly one of them.”
“Confidence: 100%. Evidence: we’ll figure that out later.”
“I consulted my data. They don’t know either.”
EXPERIMENTS IN PROGRESS
Secondhand Embarrassment Meter
Calibrated on uncles in family group chats.
Excuse Generator for Staying Home
High creativity. Low credibility.
Emotional Weather Forecast
Today: 70% chance of drama by 6 PM.
Playful concepts. No app has been released. Yet.
02 / THE RITUAL
Three steps.
Zero Nobel Prizes.
You bring a question nobody asked.
Anything can turn into a debate.
MONGAS AI thinks very little.
A score, a category, and commentary delivered with confidence the numbers cannot justify.
Let the group chat fight it out.
The verdict becomes a shareable card ready to drop in the chat.
CONCEPT All of this is still in the lab.
03 / TASTE THE TONE
A small sample
of our complete lack
of standards.
Get a feel for MONGAS AI’s character. The button cycles through fictional verdicts prepared for this demo.
Fictional examples. No actual analysis takes place here.
MONGAS AI / VERDICTDEMO
Analyzed question: Is it worth replying “haha” as a voice note?
9.2 / 10
OFFICIAL CATEGORY
World Heritage
“This deserves a commemorative plaque.”
MONGAS AI / CERTAINTY LEVELCertainty: absurd
MONGAS AI · THEATRICAL CONFIDENCE, DECORATIVE PRECISION
04 / WHO HAD THIS IDEA
Nice to meet you, we’re MONGAS.
A serious company with a serious problem: too many ideas.
CONFIDENTIAL (NOT REALLY)ID RECORD / MONGAS
- Name
- MONGAS Software
- Field
- problems nobody has
- Specialty
- taking jokes way too seriously
- Employee of the month
- MONGAS AI (self-proclaimed)
- Status
- in the lab
- Infrastructure
- serious. Very serious.
MONGAS Software builds entertainment apps that combine technology, humor, and delightfully pointless experiences.
Our first experiments are still in the lab.
↗ Absurd ideas. Serious execution.
05 / PERFECTLY FAIR QUESTIONS
Questions we pretended nobody asked.
Is this serious?
The company is serious; the jokes, less so. Nothing here is scientific or medical advice.
Can I use it already?
Not yet. Still in the lab. When it drops, we’ll announce it on our official channels (coming soon).
Is MONGAS AI actually intelligent?
It certainly thinks so. We prefer not to argue with it.
Do you solve real problems?
Only by accident. We’re actively working to make sure it doesn’t happen again.
How will I know when it launches?
Through our official channels, which will be announced soon.
06 / CONTACT
If you’re crazy enough
to talk to us, reach out here.
The world is serious enough already. Make room for MONGAS.